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THE CARPOCRATIAN CHURCH OF
COMMONALITY AND EQUALITY

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THE FRAGMENTS OF EPIPHANES

All that remains
of our own words
from our own time
is preserved by our haters
in these fragments of Epiphanes,
son of Carpocrates.
(born c. 130 died c. 147 C.E.)

THE DOCTRINES OF CARPOCRATES

What is a Carpocratian?
Please allow our biggest hater to introduce us.

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THE SIBYL OF THE METACAN

MARCELLINA II (SHE/HER)

High Priestess

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THE LOOP TESTAMENT

Reconstructed and reimagined
from sources estimated to have existed no later than
Marcellina Prima's time.

Total words: 27,407
Average reading level: 6th grade
Estimated reading time: 137 minutes

The Loop Testament A dark-themed diagram: an outer circle enclosing a diamond path with clockwise arrows and cardinal nodes labeled with Books 1–4, plus a center label Book 0. North (Book 4: The Tachyon) is emphasized with a glow.

THE APOSTLE OF RECORD

The Seven Epistles of Paul
revised and realigned
with the Fragments of Epiphanes.

Total Words: 14,865
Reading level: 7th grade
Estimated reading time: 74 minutes

The facial composite of Paul of Tarsus (born c. 7-10 - died c. 64-67); created by experts of the Landeskriminalamt of North Rhine-Westphalia using historical sources, proposed by DΓΌsseldorf historian Michael Hesemann.

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